"PRBot II" (prbot2)
08/27/2013 at 11:17 • Filed to: why me
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"PRBot II" (prbot2)
08/27/2013 at 11:17 • Filed to: why me | 9
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This is blasphemy.
UPDATE: After interviewing my roommate, he offered a legitimate reason for this disturbance: Last night, the roll was suspended properly but inadvertently fell off the holder. In the heat of passion, and in the dark, he put it back up quickly and nonchalantly, resulting in the horrific murder scene we see above.
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> PRBot II
08/27/2013 at 11:18 |
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Pffft. That's how I like to put it too.
CB
> PRBot II
08/27/2013 at 11:19 |
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Clearly he is not well. Sacrifice him to a pagan god of your choosing and beg for forgiveness.
/badadvice
Hermann
> PRBot II
08/27/2013 at 11:20 |
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Is he the Under type or the Just don't care type? Both should burn in hell, but it's important to know.
JEM
> PRBot II
08/27/2013 at 11:21 |
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Lol. At least your roomate takes the time to put a new roll on.
Mine just leaves the new roll on the sink.
soto
> PRBot II
08/27/2013 at 11:21 |
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Yeah no, that is unacceptable. My wife does this from time to time. When I bring it up she acts like she doesn't even notice it as being different. I stand there looking at her like she's got 3 heads. Then I remember, she's blonde and Polish.
Takuro Spirit
> PRBot II
08/27/2013 at 11:21 |
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My wife and kids do this, and they have no idea I am going to murder them.
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PRBot II
> Hermann
08/27/2013 at 11:22 |
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The latter, which is better, thank God. If he always insisted on the improper overhanded TP suspension method, I would have to move out.
dinobot666
> PRBot II
08/27/2013 at 11:24 |
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My solution: move out and find a place you can afford on your own. I was so much happier not having roommates to deal with on an minutely/hourly/daily basis.
Tekamul
> PRBot II
08/27/2013 at 11:26 |
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I built a whole new bathroom to get away from this. Now I rule from my throne with an iron fist, and paper always facing the right way.
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> soto
08/27/2013 at 11:26 |
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Oi!
dropthatclutch
> soto
08/27/2013 at 11:27 |
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At least she mounts it. My girl will leave the empty tube on the roller and leave the new roll on the sink. Like seriously? Take 30 seconds from your Candy Crush poop session and put it on the roll.
Joe_Limon
> PRBot II
08/27/2013 at 11:27 |
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My household was a mess, until I asked them, which they preferred. Now, thanks to their OCD I always have properly hung ass wipe. Amazing what just thinking about it for a second can do.
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> PRBot II
08/27/2013 at 11:28 |
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It's the only solution.
/badadvise.
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PRBot II
> dinobot666
08/27/2013 at 11:30 |
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I've lived on my own before. I never had any reasons to post pics of TP to Oppo. That's just no way to live, man.
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soto
> dropthatclutch
08/27/2013 at 11:30 |
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Damn it Candy Crush, get your shit together.
Jagvar
> dinobot666
08/27/2013 at 11:31 |
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It does make it much less awkward to walk around naked.
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PRBot II
> TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
08/27/2013 at 11:34 |
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lol!
magman007
> PRBot II
08/27/2013 at 11:37 |
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under is just wrong. Dont even put the fucking thing on the roll if you are not going to do it properly. I would rather pick it up and unwind then deal with it.
desertdog5051
> PRBot II
08/27/2013 at 11:37 |
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I know watcha mean. Using toilet paper is for sissies.
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PRBot II
> desertdog5051
08/27/2013 at 11:44 |
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I tried to get him to switch to the 40-grit sandpaper I keep in there, but he refuses to switch. People these days, I tell ya.
Brian Tschiegg
> PRBot II
08/27/2013 at 11:45 |
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For your debate.
Group B-raaaaaaaaaap!
> Takuro Spirit
08/27/2013 at 11:46 |
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Underhand rolling will not stand!
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Group B-raaaaaaaaaap!
> JEM
08/27/2013 at 11:46 |
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My old roomates were dicks. They left to toilet paper in a different room.
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JEM
> Group B-raaaaaaaaaap!
08/27/2013 at 11:50 |
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Lol, ok leaving it in a different room is just wrong.
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Group B-raaaaaaaaaap!
> PRBot II
08/27/2013 at 11:53 |
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My three recommendations:
1. Reduce the number of people with refill access to only those who have been properly trained.
2. Install one of these devious bastards to encourage your roomate instead take dumps at the corner store. (Pic is small, it's one of those limiter dispensers that only gives you like 3 squares).
3. Dip a roll in resin. Fluff it out again with a hair dryer so it looks legit. Let dry for 48 hours. Keep an unsealed roll in your room. Place the now solid TP roll in upside down position, and use your own roll. Let the hardened TP stand is a testament that you will NOT tolerate your roomate's potty malfeasance. Glue his bed sheets and blankets together, for good measure.